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I'm rolling my dough through the streets of Zurich city
On the Bahnhofstrasse the girls look at me giddy
When I whip my fat wad out

I whisper sweet nothings about mergers and acquisitions
And back at your flat watch me leverage my positions
Put the liquidity in your assets now

I'll offer you a real attractive stimulus package
Prime your pump and bail you right out
Abate all your tax, paper you in greenbacks
'Cause the girls can't get enough of my American muscle now

I'm all lawyered up to dodge the regulators
and the Treasury Secretary's know-nothing investigators
I got the Swiss tax sheltering down

I sailed through Fordham and wowed 'em back at Wharton
I dominated Davos at the Economic Forum
The Queen of Jordan won't stop calling me now

I'll loosen up your credit and buy your troubled debt up
We can make this transaction go down
I'm 'bout to blow your top with my default swap
'Cause the girls can't get enough of my American muscle now

Trickle down...

So you can set your Yen burning and keep your Pounds Sterling
your Deutschmark and your Dinar and Crown
Divest yourself of Rupees 'cause my dollar's got groupies
The girls can't get enough of my American muscle now


from Andyman​-​a​-​Thon Downloads, track released November 7, 2011
Produced, Recorded, and Mixed by Mike Landolt at Curry House Studios, Columbus, Ohio
Mastered by Brian Lucey at Magic Garden Mastering, Columbus, Ohio
Additional editing and vocals by Rick Kinsinger
Horns arranged and performed by Triple Dip (Jon Lampley - Trumpet, Evan Oberla - Trombone, and Jerry DePizzo - Saxophones)
Additional backing vocals: Jon Lampley and Evan Oberla

Layout and Design: Bryan Huber
Art Direction: Mike McDermott
Photography: Mike McDermott and Courtney Burge

Songs by Gawel/Oestreich/Peppercorn
Copyright 2011 Larry Funderbunk Music (ASCAP), Joe Peppercorn (BMI)

Watershed is:
Colin Gawel: Guitar and Vocals
Joe Oestreich: Bass and Vocals
Dave Masica: Drums
Joe Peppercorn: Guitar, Keys, and Vocals


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Watershed Columbus, Ohio

In their long career Watershed have done damn near everything there is to do in rock and roll. After dropping out of college, they signed with Epic Records and sipped champagne in long, white limousines. Then they stuffed themselves into a Ford Econoline, and they’ve been living off beer and beef jerky ever since. ... more

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